There is generally one channel on TV in my house. It doesn't change often, and when it does, the change isn't for long. I wake up to it and go to sleep to it. I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with me. There must be.
The channel is Investigation Discovery.
So yeah, I'm watching real life murder mysteries, kidnapping cases, stalking, arson, and so much more, every day. I've learned a lot.
First never do anything nice for anyone, ever. I can't count the times a person has given room and board to someone and had them turn around and murder them. Or given someone employment and they rob them, then murder them.
Neighbors are BAD. Fear Thy Neighbor has got to be the scariest show on the ID channel. It always starts out good. Neighbors arw friends, and hang out with one another. Then an errant plant somewhere pisses a neighbor off and... murder.
Never get into a car with a guy. All men are rapists and murderers. Every one.
Never trust family. And that includes spouses. They'll poison you for life insurance, or even rent money.
In essence, people are all bad and want to murder you.
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